I think would be something like Titwhite & Cactish, invented for an current exquisite cadaver at the Coso de Ilustradores blog. You can watch some of the submissions on a flippable flash version at Alex Drukal's site.

Blancotet is too light-skinned to be on such sunny beach without sunscreen, and the burn is already noticeable. Cactoso, on the contrary, is quite accustomed to living in the desert. Both friends after a long pen-friendship finally decided to go on vacations looking for chicks. Good luck!