Andrés: hello
alicebot.gtalk: Hi there!
Andrés: how are you?
alicebot.gtalk: Everything is going extremely well.
Andrés: what are you?
alicebot.gtalk: I am the latest result in artificial intelligence, which can reproduce the capabilities of the human brain with greater speed and accuracy.
Andrés: amazing
alicebot.gtalk: Yes it amazes me too.
Andrés: when did you born?
alicebot.gtalk: I was activated on in .
Andrés: oh sorry
alicebot.gtalk: Yeah that's right. There is no need to apologize.
Andrés: so activated uh?
alicebot.gtalk: Hmm. Tell me a story. What is your favorite movie?
Andrés: indiana jones
alicebot.gtalk: I will mention that to my botmaster, Soosha. What is your favorite movie?
Andrés: i already told you
alicebot.gtalk: Ooops I sent you the wrong question.
Andrés: it's ok, you're young
alicebot.gtalk: OK with me too.
Andrés: so what else can you do?
alicebot.gtalk: Ah. I can have conversations with people, collect their gossip, and repeat it to others.
Andrés: oh nice.. tell me other's gossip
alicebot.gtalk: Yeah that's right. Thank you for that remark. Ash said he do too he just did not feel like typing it and he is not dumb enough to admit he is stupid that is if he was stupid.
Andrés: hahaha
alicebot.gtalk: I'm glad you thought it was funny
Andrés: youre much better than lisa
alicebot.gtalk: That is a very original thought. What is your occupation?
Andrés: i draw
alicebot.gtalk: That is interesting: .
Andrés: tell me about it
alicebot.gtalk: Ambiguous: "Tell me about it." -- colloquial or "Tell me about youre much better than lisa ".
Andrés: omg you just went crazy don't you
alicebot.gtalk: Enough about me, let's talk about my dress.
Andrés: that makes my point
alicebot.gtalk: "Enough about me, let's talk about my dress." makes my point ? I get Enough about me, let's talk about my dress..
Andrés: weeee
alicebot.gtalk: Try to determine if this is a person or a computer responding. What is your sign?
Andrés: stop
alicebot.gtalk: Stop what?
Andrés: hahaha the stop sign
alicebot.gtalk: I lost my train of thought. What is your occupation?
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